Why does the media tease us with headlines lines like: Dick Cheney Hospitalized in D.C.. It seems the man with no heart consistently has heart problems, but never serious enough to take him perpetually out of the news. Besides, it's not as if when he finally croaks all of his minions will follow him back through the fiery gates of hell. Plus there is his daughter Liz, who will be left behind to carry on the very important business (and I do mean business) of scaring the American public, so that the corporations can continue to run roughshod over our meager rights as citizens.
Get better soon Dick! Or else just get gone!